Special and general relativity have proven to be powerful tools to explain and predict many, if not all applicable experiments and effects related to the speed and propagation of electromagnetic waves. Yet, for more than a hundred years, mankind has failed to find a connection between relativity and quantum physics, and one has to wonder which of the theories might be flawed. For nearly twenty years, I have put many of the consequences of relativity to the test and have concluded that something new must be introduced. I propose a Theory of Gravitulence that clears up relativity, the ether and Lorentz contraction, but explains all of the prominent phenomena. In the process it reveals some fatal misunderstandings about light propagation and gravity, most importantly that gravity would corotate with its inducing matter and that aberration, considering light coming as a beam, would only happen in the short vicinity of the observer.