Harmonology is a religion that exists and, by all known accounts, has existed for eternity, regardless of size or form because, embedded within all histories both present and future, including oral, literary, metaliterary, actual, and semi-actual accounts, is the study of harmony. Although steeped in mystery and confounded by a ubiquitously encompassing prophecy, there is much to gleaned from harmonological teachings, which are thought themselves to be the literary paramount of what was, what is, and what will be; the truth which connects the future histories and historical futures. What You are about to read is a semi- complete compilation of the canonical legends, myths, stories, narratives, vignettes, doctrines, bylaws, edicts, inscriptions, descriptions, translations, commentaries, theses, manuscripts, instruc- tions, schematics, incantations, enchantments, recipes, and addendums henceforth published posthumously by professor of harmonology, Dr. Allan Conroy. It is by the decree of the late professor that this text, written long after his death pertaining to events which happened long before he was ever born, is verifiably the study of harmony which will have already been posited as the true and only path that might lead one to godly ascendance. In theory, the realm of godhood and unification with the essential totality of what we so myopically perceive as the universe is in front of You now. So, it is as it has always been.